Transcription- Story teller& Gossiper

ST: Ok, welcome to the tea house. I am the storyteller. Here is the story of today, called “Romance of Three Kingdom”

GO: Hey! Don’t forget me. I’m the most informed gossiper in the world. I know all the stories that no one knows about the kingdoms.

ST: Okay. So, the map shows 1200 years ago when the world was ruled by three evenly matched kingdoms. Each kingdom has a great leader to guide them to victory. The greater leaders are Chao Chao of Wei kingdom, Liu Bei of Shu kingdom, and Sun Quan of Wu kingdom.

GO: Do you see the notecard that I message to you? Uh, the message from Perly. Do you, do you receive that?

FRISKY: Which one?

GO: Uh~ I send you a message and my name is perlywang. Do you see the message?

FRISKY: Oh~

GO: In the conversation.

FRISKY: A note, right?

GO: Ya, a note.

ST: That’s the map.

FRISKY: Ya!

GO: And when you open the note, you can click the map and you can see that.

GO: Hey, but I think it’s a little bit wrong. Great leaders? Let me tell you the truth. Liu Bei was just a vender that selling straw sandals on the street. Sun Quan who inherited the throne after his brother was killed is just a rich second generation. And, Chao Chao is the most short-tempered man that I’ve known.

ST: That’s nonsense. As the stories usually happened, we find water where the fires are; we find peace in the war, we find romance in legends, and we find facts with fabrications. Here is the thing we are going to do today, I am going to take you back into the history. So listen carefully: Three of you are going to play as a hero named Guan Yun Chang at that time, Elsa as Guan, Frisky as Yun…… and Japan, you are Chang.

JAPAN: Oh, really?

GO: Ya, you don’t know who he is, right? Uh Guan Yun Chang is a brave warrior with a red face and a long black beard. With his single-edged sword, no one can be his competitor. Lucky you, huh?

(Laugh sound)

ST: This journey is meant to take you to experience the history, we will learn from the people with wisdom, you will be challenged by the warrior, and you will witness the romance of the three kingdoms. During the journey, if you have any problem, you can turn to me. I’ll do my best to help you.

GO: Can we just skip the cliché opening? I can’t wait any more!

ST: (hemming) Attention! The journey is going to begin. Okay, guys, just follow me.

ST: Wait.

GO: So, we have to stand up first, and follow the goldmountain.

ST: Wait. I don’t know

FRISKY: Japan. Japan is another

ST: Let me just stand up first haha. Alrght!

FRISKY: Japan is to another…he’s outside.

ST: It is just the room beside this room. Wait, wait up, okay! So here we are, just here.

(laugh sound)

ST: Okay, uh here is our first stop, the camp of Wei kingdom.. They say the emperor of Wei--Chao Chao--is a cunning, merciless villain; I say he is a formidable, brilliant, and determined hero of the time. I am personally one of the fans of Chao Chao, so I think his kingship is justified and deserved.

GO: Oh, come on. You don’t have to be so pretentious. Did he pay you for that? Honestly, Chao Chao that old man is just a drunk always singing weird song.

(The song comes out)

GO: Can you hear the song?

JAPAN: Ya

FRISKYJust a little

ST: This is the shot ballad of that time wrote by Cao Cao.

GO: See. I told you~ Speak of the drunk, and he’s here now.

S: Aren’t you the great King? What is that with the long face?

CC: You know you know I was called the mighty Chao Chao? It is because of my ability to recruit the best heroes in the world? But now I found it very hard even just to get one person to help me. Oh god, if someone shows up I will be like the Duke of Zhou to embrace him. Alas, mountains will not complain to be tall, ocean will not complain to be deep. I will accept anyone that joins me.

Task1-Task2

ST: 我要從哪裡出去?

GO: 這裡這裡這裡

ST: Perly~

ST: 你在哪裡?

GO: Uh

JAPAN: Perly~

ELSA: Who is the girl in red dress? I like that dress.

GO: Oh~ thank you~hahaha

(Laugh sound)

ST:等一下Perly你不見了!

FRISKY: Where are we going?

ELSA: Outside.

(Music comes out)

GO: Whose music is turn on?

ELSA: It’s just the sea or the lake or the stream.

FRISKY: So, there is a bed over here.

Task2-Task3

GO: Ya, I think it’s in the right side of the this place, so we should cross the sea ha

JAPAN: Let’s go!

GO: Everybody can fly to the right side.

JAPAN: Uh, oh okay! I saw it.

FRISKY: Ok, fly?

GO: Ya, Frisky.

(Music comes out)

FRISKY: I’ve been inside the river. How? How to get out?

GO: You can you can ha you can click the fly to fly out the sea.

FRISKY: How? How to fly?

GO: Uh, the bottom on the uh. Can you see the bottom of walk, run and fly?

ST: No. you can just uh press the the F bottom on the keyboard. Just press F on it.

FRISKY: But they they say that there are only certain group can

Task3-Task4

ST: 袁紹，so we finish the challenge or something?

YS: Yes they beat me. They can go to next kingdom.

ST: Ok, great, everybody follow me. According to the written history, 關雲長found that he miss his big brother in 蜀kingdom after served a while for Cao Cao, so he asks to leave from 魏 back

GO: what a loyal man, what a lovely story. A man conquer all the difficulties just for gathering with his big brother? Oh, my tears almost burst out!

ST: So now, we are going to our next stop.

Elsa: Yes, Hope I won’t get lost.

ST: We can clip the…you can see the button on the upper left side, you can see the button called world

GO: World map

ST: And then go to world map, can you see it?

FRIZKY: Which one?

ST: World, and world map, can you see it?

JAPAN: Yeah.

ELSA: Where?

GO: You can take out your note card that I send you at the first.

ELSA: I am not good at reading map, this thing.

ST: Alright, I will try to look for you.

ELSA: Can my find my country here?

ST: I don’t think you can do it

GO: OK, and the location you can put on 100, the first one,

FRIZKY: 100?

GO: Yes, the second is 226, and the third is 32

ST: and then you can click the teleport button, then you can go there.

GO: 這裡是水裡面欸  我的天啊

ELSA: Oh, you fly, where did the girl in the red dress go? Oh, I see you. Wait. Where did you go? She just disappear. She just disappear. No, I cannot enter there. (music) Shut up

FRIZKY: Where is it?

ELSA: There’s some yellow lines here.

ST: Leo, can you please teleport Perlie or goldmountain to the place where you are now.

CF: I can tell you the location

ST: Ok, Please, Please do that.

CF: 96, I will type them out on the channel. See? 96. 227. 32

ELSA: Who gave us the wrong number? I bet it was Perlie.

FRIZKY: And teleport.

Perlie: It’s the same place.

ELSA: Oh man, Perlie your dress got wet.

JAPAN: I am not going to follow you

ST: Leo, Leo, can you just offer the teleport.

CF: Ok, I will just teleport Perlie.

ST: So, do you see Perlie?

CF: Yeah,

GO: So I will teleport you all

ELSA: pretty.

GO: I got you to the right place.

FRIZKY: I am lost

ST: I will teleport you here. So FRIZKY, JAPAN, ELSA, all of you are here right? So Leo…

FRISZKY: I am lost!

ST: FRIZKY, are you here?

FRIZKY: No, not yet, I am in the club or something

ST: You are in the club? Ok, I will teleport you here, supposedly you will see a message on the upper right side.

FRIZKY: Ok, Ok

GO: there is a notification.

ST: and you answer my teleport, then you can come here. Ok, I see you, you are here, nice, ok, so, here is 蜀 kingdom, you need to go through more challenges to testify your loyalty toward your big brother 劉備, 關雲長 will be stopped by his old battle companion on his way to see 劉備, his big brother. So you three need to be prepared for the challenges and questions.

GO: Let me remind you that I’m the most informed man in the world, so if you have questions, just ask me!

Task4-Task5

ST: Ok guys, follow Leo

ELSA: Why do we always have some costumes on?

Task5-Task6

GO: Congratulation

ST: Okay, we are going to see the big brother

KM: follow me this way

Elsa: Hellgunner

Hellgunner: Can you hear me?

ST: You need to be louder

ELSA: Hellgunner, you have the softest voice, that’s not like hell.

Hellgunner: Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Task6-Task7

GO: Ok, Congratulations! You finally passed all the challenges and questions! Is this the end of the journey?

ST: Of course not! I’m going to take you to see the most beautiful woman in the three kingdoms. If you have never seen that woman, you can’t say that you’ve visited the three kingdoms!

GO: Are you kidding? The most beautiful woman in the three kingdoms! What? You say that you want to see her? Okay! Fine! Let’s see whether she is the most beautiful than me!

ELSA: I don’t want to see.

GO: Ok, I offer you the teleport.

GO: everybody here?

GO: Are you the most beautiful woman in three kingdom?

Task7-Task8

ST: So who wanna go to the tower?

FRIZKY: Not too fast, not too fast

Task8-Task9

GO: Hootie, can you teleport us?

ST: Frizky, can you see the teleport message?

F: Ok, I am here

ST: ok, great, so everybody is here

ENDING

ST: You’ve already passed all the challenges. Thank you for participant this adventurous history. We hope you understand more about Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I haven’t trusted the wrong ones. You are the best Guan Yun Chang(關雲長) ever!

GO: That’s right! You are the bravest and smartest man that I’ve seen! I gonna tell everybody your honor! See you someday! Don’t forget I’m the most informed man in the world~~~~~

ST: Frizky, Japan, Elsa, thank you